Inside the Current Issue

Student Forum: Where's the Best Place to Have Sex in the Graduate Center?

	"The Mina Rees Library reference section. Which is good because if you get bored, there's stuff to read." Dave Navarro, French Comparative Lit
	"Anywhere on C level. But that's late hours only. Trust me, I know." Lorne Ippsum, History of Lent
	"The freight elevator. No, I'm not elaborating." Archibal McLeighsh, Interdisciplinary Monocollaboration
	"Don't you know, there's the cutest little backstage area at the Martin E. Segal Theater. Gosh, the missus and me have used it dozens of times. It's our special place. That and the Maui Taco." Stevie Toots, Philosophy of Marketing
	"Room 6396. That's all I can tell you. Except -- whatever you do, don't bring candles." Wrentham K. Hughenot, Culinary Defense
	"Hello! THE ADVOCATE office. I mean, duh!" Trudy Valdez, Typing