Reports from the Front: The Adjuncting
Experience
The Value
of Student Evaluations
Jonathan R. Wynn
I'm a sociologist, so I understand the importance of outlets for
groups of individuals who find themselves at times disaffected and
without recourse. And I also think that providing space for students
to openly critique their institution and its faculty outside of its
many bureaucratic mechanizations is a positive contribution to the
public square that is the Internet. But all that being said, goddamn
if it
doesn't burn me up that I don't have a chili pepper on ratemyprofessor.com.
What, exactly, do I have
to do?
I'll tell you flat out: being a sociologist doesn't preclude me from
being a narcissist. I mean, I don't have the steely blue eyes of Columbia's
Duncan Watts or the avuncular charm of NYU's Craig Calhoun. (One the
other hand, I possess neither the former's "misguided arrogance" or
the latter's "soothing voice" which "will induce sleep.") I appreciate
that students report that I'm a "nice guy," who is "down to earth"
and "very cool, very smart, and very fair." One even writes that I'm
probably the best teacher they've ever had. 'But still,' I think to
myself in all those lonely office hours, 'why no chili pepper?'
The
'Rate My Professor' tagline tells us the website is "where students
do the grading." My friends feign disinterest - but please, it's our
own academic version of 'Hot or Not?' It's fun, just like looking
in a Coney Island circus mirror, except this carnie reflection can
be Googled by prospective employers for tenure track jobs.
My friend, Jeff, has a pepper. You can just read the obnoxious cooing
from the comments: he's "a cool cat," and "so adorable." It's only
a matter of time before Alex gets one too. His students gave him positive
ratings before three weeks of the semester passed. Another peppered
colleague of mine is described as "eye-candy."
I also love that the Graduate Center is on there. There are actually
PhD students who gauge faculty hotness. Although only 17 faculty are
rated, four (in other words, 23.5%) have chili peppers. So right there
we can all agree that the pepper-bar is set pretty low.
I admit, as with the Academy Awards, it's just nice to be nominated.
Some of the best in my field don't get acknowledgement at all, let
alone a chili pepper. Better still, there is something gratifying
about reading the eminent scholars being dressed down by students
who complain about their 'superficiality.' It's Dickensian. I have
nothing, for example, against sociologist Dalton Conley. He is, by
almost all measures, an exceptional scholar. He just won the NSF Waterman
Award (which comes with a three year, half million dollar budget)
and has written a few of the best books to come out of the field,
all before his 36th birthday. Still, you can't help but chortle when
someone like that gets whittled down to this: "hard, boring but he's
kinda hot to look at." Oooh, snap! He still gets a pepper, though.
Jonathan R. Wynn is a PhD candidate in the Sociology Department.